1fer
The scene: On campus work-study office, two desks next to each other.
Girl Sitting Next To Me: So what are you doing for Christmas?
Me: Er, um...nothing...
GSNTM: Really? Why not?
Me: Really? Because I'm converting to Judaism...
GSNTM: Wow. You're like, the only person I know who doesn't celebrate Christmas. Oh, oh wait a sec...I know one other person who doesn't.
Me: (cue sarcasm): Really? One. Other. Person?
GSNTM Yeah!
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2fer:
Student leaving office today: Hey everyone, have a happy holiday...oh hell, make it a Merry Christmas!!!!