'Holiday' Rant for the Day - 2fer!

1fer

The scene: On campus work-study office, two desks next to each other.

Girl Sitting Next To Me: So what are you doing for Christmas?

Me:                               Er, um...nothing...

GSNTM:                       Really? Why not?

Me:                                Really? Because I'm converting to Judaism...

GSNTM:                       Wow. You're like, the only person I know who doesn't celebrate Christmas. Oh,                                oh wait a sec...I know one other person who doesn't.

Me: (cue sarcasm):         Really? One. Other. Person?

GSNTM                        Yeah!

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2fer:

Student leaving office today: Hey everyone, have a happy holiday...oh hell, make it a Merry Christmas!!!!