Sunday, July 8, 2012

Balaam and Curses and Blessings, Oh My!


17 Tammuz, 5772

An examination of Parashat Balak yesterday led us not only to ponder the nature of the biblical Balaam as prophet, pagan or both but thehistorical evidence for the real-life existence of the son of Beor (a title which has a very GoT/LoTR/FoTR resonance to it, IMO) as professional curser in ancient Middle East; and not only the juxtaposition of curses and blessings in the Torah (apparently it was a bit of a trend) and viewing Blaam’s blessing as lyrical poems but the historical perspective on the use of curses in theancient Middle East and a reading of some modern-day Yiddish curses (from which the examples below have been culled):


Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter.
He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.

Meshuga zol er vern un arumloyfn (iber di gasn).
He should go nuts and run around (through the streets).

Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn.
I should outlive him long enough to bury him.

Got zol im bentshn mit dray mentshn: eyner zol im haltn, der tsveyter zol im shpaltn un der driter zol im ba’haltn.
God should bless him with three people: one should grab him, the second should stab him and the third should hide him.

A groys gesheft zol er hobn mit shroyre: vus er hot, zol men bay im nit fregn, un vos men fregt zol er nisht hobn.
He should have a large store, and whatever people ask for he shouldn’t have, and what he does have shouldn’t be requested.

Hindert hayzer zol er hobn, in yeder hoyz a hindert tsimern, in yeder tsimer tsvonsik betn un kadukhes zol im varfn fin eyn bet in der tsveyter.
A hundred houses shall he have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed.

Migulgl zol er vern in a henglayhter, by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brenen.
He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.

Es zol dir dunern in boykh, vestu meyen az s’iz a homon klaper.
Your stomach will rumble so badly, you'll think it was Purim noisemaker."

Because yeah, that’s how we roll at Shabbat-morning Torah study…  

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